mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

(via imafangirlidontdocalm)

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable
lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable
lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable
lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable
lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable
lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

heatheerly:

Spock letting his bangs grow a couple of millimetres past Vulcan acceptable standard and just looking at himself in the mirror like “anarchy”

(via imafangirlidontdocalm)

j6:

i never initiate conversation because i automatically assume people hate me so i don’t bother

(via brendanwtf)

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

(Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs, via thebootydiaries)


“ What motivates me is seeing people in the crowd and wondering what they’re going home to and what they’re dealing with, and knowing that for the time being we’re their escape.”

“ What motivates me is seeing people in the crowd and wondering what they’re going home to and what they’re dealing with, and knowing that for the time being we’re their escape.”

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

image

(via sniffing)

alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading
alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading
alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading
alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading
traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

(via bussykiller)

officialunitedstates:

the reason why I clap after movies is because I want to have influence over the other people in the theatre.  if I clap first and then everyone else claps after me I can feel like I started a trend and that I am really cool and that I have a lot of girlfriends

(via slavery)

dragonpie:

jacko-plantern:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

That explains why he never runs for the dropped grapes. That said, he is a picky bastard